There’s been quite a bit of discussion about appropriate church attire among the blogs I read (see here, here and here) stemming from a pastoral letter from a Catholic bishop in Texas urging modest dress in church (though most of the disputants in the above linked posts are not Catholic).

Personally, I’ve learned through long experience to dress modestly at church lest I drive the ladies wild, but as a public service here is the official VI visual guide to proper churchly attire:

Appropriate:

Inappropriate:

Appropriate:

Inappropriate:

Appropriate (but only if you’re the Archbishop):

Very inappropriate:

Appropriate:

Not so much:

Okay, I hope we’ve got that all cleared up.