"Fundamentally unsound"

I cursed his aunts and his uncles and him and all the rest of the family.

‘Do you know that Lady Florence has broken off her engagement with me?’

‘Indeed, sir?’

Not a bit of sympathy! I might have been telling him it was a fine day.

‘You’re sacked!’

‘Very good, sir.’

He coughed gently.

‘As I am no longer in your employment, sir, I can speak freely without appearing to take a liberty. In my opinion you and Lady Florence were quite unsuitably matched. Her ladyship is of a highly determined and arbitrary temperament, quite opposed to your own. I was in Lord Worplesdon’s service for nearly a year, during which time I had ample opportunities of studying her ladyship. The opinion of the servants’ hall was far from favourable to her. Her ladyship’s temper caused a good deal of adverse comment among us. It was at times quite impossible. You would not have been happy, sir!’

‘Get out!’

‘I think you would also have found her educational methods a little trying, sir. I have glanced at the book her ladyship gave you — it has been lying on your table since our arrival — and it is, in my opinion, quite unsuitable. You would not have enjoyed it. And I have it from her ladyship’sown maid, who happened to overhear a conversation between her ladyship and one of the gentlemen staying here — Mr Maxwell, who is employed in an editorial capacity by one of the reviews — that it was her intention to start you almost immediately upon Nietzsche. You would not enjoy Nietzsche, sir. He is fundamentally unsound.’

–P.G. Wodehouse, “Jeeves Takes Charge”

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3 responses to “"Fundamentally unsound"”

  1. Joshie

    unsound maybe, but a lot of fun to read.

  2. Captain

    Further proof that Wodehouse did possess a moral compass.

    Dave

  3. Kevin Carson

    I think many of the employing class today feel “violated” upon finding that their underlings, all along, have had definite opinions about things.

    That’s the reason for the violent employer reaction against bloggers (like Joe at the Woolamaloo Gazette, for example). They don’t like being reminded that there’s something going on in our heads besides an endless loop of the company mission statement, and that they’re under constant scrutiny from people with fully developed critical thinking abilities.

    The shocked reaction is as if a table or a chair suddenly developed a voice, or possibly even yelled “Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty apes!”

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